I think the reason why some hozier fans are so annoying is bc they wanna fandomize this man and his music so bad.
They want him to be a "funky bog man" and put him into cottage core aesthetics and the minute they listen to his songs they wanna try and find one that fits their favorite good omens/hannibal/ofmd/(insert any other boring white mlm show here) ship.
They don't wanna actually sit there and listen to his music. They don't wanna sit there and analyze and think about it. They don't wanna think about hozier as a person outside of nature bullshit.
They don't wanna sit there and admit that hozier is just some guy that loves blues/gospel/ and other music made by Black people that just sings about politics and love and being horny and random things he's read bc to them that's boring and not as interesting as "mysterious fae man" or whatever the fuck.
in general the idea of jason as a "shoot first, ask questions later" kind of character is really crazy to me. his plans don't fail because he doesn't think them through they fail because they're crazy. because he's crazy. it's literally why he's hot
hey please for the love of god when youre hearing news about gas prices and increasing oil production:
listen to me, stand up! thank you, friend!